W.O.W.

Yesterday sucked.

Calusa's 2007 tour roadie is named!!

....sorry for those of you who applied, we had some amazing candidates but we feel that this candidate gives us the best opportunities for......

1. 'cha....can anyone say, "blow buffet"

2. can double as a driver

3. won't ask for the last taco in the bag

4. can get us in to the Glastonbury Festival, no problem!

5. can use her "house arrest ankle bracelet" as a bottle opener

6. will keep John Greenfield on his bike for another six months and away from Calusa shows

Sorry all, try harder next year, Europe awaits!!!

Winona Show videotaped for further review

Calusa will post video from the recent show in winona in the coming days........

Rascals in Winona, this Saturday, July 21st. come drink and celebrate the Birthday of Sexy Beast!!!

Set list is fresh from the presses!! In the last 2 weeks we...

1. didn't play at the shithole known as the Terminal Club because of fucked up booking.
2. Have lost jobs, who really gives a shit about that.
3. have smoked cigars and drank champagne(celebrating newborns!)
4. have seen shitty bands that look like Marilyn Manson
5. have had a shitty 2 weeks and are ready to drink........


A preview of the proposed set list....saturday nite, buy us plenty of shots!!


Rascal’s

Side one Side two
Gamekillah Set-up
Kim! No emotion
Cummeer Two Dimensional
Stud Boys of Calusa FRBRUVTKNY♥

Your Life is Interesting RNR pt. 3
U Deserted me. I Saw a Shell
Have U lost interest? Lrning the Rulez
How Can I explain (the ways of the ♥)? Moving 2 Slow

A Form of Love I’m Pathetic
Peace Like a River 13 words 4 a Ten
Vanina Ur Mainstream
I am Nothing Mr. X

Y Don’t we do it?

Calusa w/ The Delaminators, Friday July 13

Backyard Blowout 2007!!

Bitch n............

This is what you missed at last nites show. The death of Benjamin Calusa. BC was pronounced dead at 12:27 am May 22nd, 2007 at Big V's. Death was determined by an extreme blow by a croquet mallet, destroying an expensive pair of sunglasses in the process. Fortunately alcohol was found in his system. set list was something like this.....

(don't know the name of it yet)
Rock and roll part 3
Farber
Have u lost interest
*don't know the name of this one either*
Gamekillah
Mr. Rogers neighborhood theme
shell
I don't wanna be a man....

and YOU, you are not even worth wasting our breath on, louse!

Lindsey???

June 8th Terminal Bar

See you there!!!!

The Punk Years #8 - Punx Not Dead (part 1/3)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrulXpAkeco

Boris.....

Sorry Paul....You had balls once...

The Jam - Art School '79
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqiMfPe6U7g

In the city
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivm0inFdJL8

Tonite! At the Nomad

.....Calusa is opening for a host of bands and First Communion Afterparty will play later and we will afterparty with them. I have no idea where the Nomad is, come down anyway. We will provide the cocaine if you provide the urn.......we play at nine!!



minty fresh new calusa tshirts.....

Keith Richards: `I Snorted My Father'

Keith Richards: `I Snorted My Father'
By Associated Press


2 hours agoUPDATED 1 HOUR 33 MINUTES AGO

LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.
"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.
"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

Poodle Club Friday/ Saturday nite Red Lion Lounge Duluth!

Calusa will perform this Friday evening March 30th at <> with:

Will Thole
and The come ons
Show starts around 9:30

Saturday nite drive up 35 E to to see Calusa play at the <>with

the Keepaways

Meet Ar! We'll stroll across the street and see what Psycho is up to......see you there!

Go Go, Gito, Gito!!!

If you have a chance to leave your life for a few days and drive down to the south, you will see 2 things, 1. The south is really fucked up now by hurricanes and tornadoes and no one well, gives a fuck and there isn't any more cash or volunteers around to clean the shit up and 2. you must go see Birthday Suits open up for Gito Gito Hustler who we want to group marry sometime soon....

Go, get up and go......

Mar 18 2007
8:00P
Notsuoh w/ Gito Gito Hustler, Spunks
Houston, Texas

Mar 19 2007
8:00P
Circle Bar w/ Gito Gito Hustler, Spunks
New Orleans, Louisiana

Mar 20 2007
8:00P
Murphy's w/ Gito Gito Hustler, Spunks
Memphis, Tennessee

More...

Developers have turned a house into an island in China after the owner refused to move out.
The villa now stands alone in a 30ft deep man-made pit in Chongqing city, reports Jinbao Daily.
The Chongqing Zhengsheng Real Estate Company wants to turn the area into a £40m 'Broadway' square, including apartments and a shopping mall.
But the owner of the villa says he won't move out unless the company pays his price - the equivalent of £1.3 million.
"The villa owner refuses to move, so the real-estate developer has had to dig out all around it to force him to," says a saleswoman at Weilian Real Estate Sales Company.
"He wants 20 million yuan, or he'll stay till the end of the world."

Alternatives....

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

War update....

Woman MP demands hookers for the troops

A top female politician ín Holland wants Dutch prostitutes sent abroad with the troops to help them relax.
Annemarie Jorritsma, a politician for the centre-right People's Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD) and the mayor of the town of Almere, went on national Dutch TV to demand the 'extra benefits' for soldiers.
She added: "The army must think about how their soldiers can let off some steam."
The ideas has been backed by the Dutch sex workers union which said it thought the idea had some merit.
But an unnamed military spokesman, quoted in the 'Volkskrant' newspaper, expressed reservations.
He said: "I don't think my wife would like the idea very much."
There are currently around 2,000 Dutch soldiers stationed outside of the Netherlands, the majority in either Afghanistan and Bosnia.

Nude News

Israel recalls 'naked ambassador'

Israel's leadership has been shaken by a string of scandals. Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.
Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.
A foreign ministry official described Ambassador Tzuriel Refael's behaviour as an unprecedented embarrassment.
The incident, which happened two weeks ago, has renewed calls for a radical overhaul of the way Israel appoints and promotes its diplomats.
San Salvador was Mr Refael's first post as ambassador. He was promoted in 2006 from a technical position in the ministry which had involved several foreign postings.
We're talking about behaviour that is unbecoming of a diplomat
Foreign ministry spokeswomanHe was being recalled, although he had not broken any laws, foreign ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel told reporters.
She confirmed that lurid reports of the incident in the Israeli press were accurate.
"We're talking about behaviour that is unbecoming of a diplomat," she said.
Israel has been rocked by a recent series of misconduct and corruption scandals, shaking public confidence in the political leadership.
Haaretz website reports that police found Mr Refael in the Israeli embassy compound where he had been found bound, gagged and naked apart from sado-masochistic sex accessories.
In 2006, Israel's diplomatic service was criticised by the public watchdog for its appointments system.
The state comptroller's report singled out the foreign ministry appointments committee for its inadequate examination of candidates and lack of transparency.

Tomorrow at Station 4

Calusa, with the Cretins tomorrow nite at Station 4 in St. Paul

Also, Calusa has been added to the "Battle of the Bands" to be held at the Dinkytowner this Sunday, March 4th. Show times TBA........

Shovel on!

Calusa: A Form of Love is reviewed

Rift Magazine's issue #21 is available now, Calusa's LP A Form of Love is given a review.
(also check out the intro from Rich Horton on Page 3....)
Enjoy!

Happy birthday!

happy birthday shout out's to Fred and Chris!

Tonite!! CD Release show at 7th street!

...yes ti's time for the party! Tonite hear new tracks from Calusa's new disc " A Form of Love"
Bands liftoff at 9:00 in the cozy confines of the freshly painted 7th Street Entry in this order......

The jacobins
The Sundowners
Calusa
First Communion Afterparty

Lon Chaney Scotch is the drink of the evening.

Yvonne DeCarlo

RIP

September 1, 1922 - January 8, 2007

OMG!!!! We're having another show!

.....seems like we're giving birth!!! We have another show with our Brothren of barbituates, The Jacobins. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, January 21st at the Triple rock.


Push!!!

CD Release Show Announced!

Calusa will perform at the 7th Street Entry in Minneapolis, Wednesday January 24th in support of the freshly released LP: A Form of Love.

Calusa will also play Thursday, January 18th at the Toybox in Minneapolis with Fires of 1918 and Love in October.

You may purchase the new LP and hear sample tracks at :http://cdbaby.com/cd/calusa

Swiffer Punk Gihad!!