Below is a REAL ad....
Almost found my dream band, but my attempts to hide a balloon full of red karo syrup have so far proven beyond my grasp.
Play guitar? Menstruate?
Looking for girl guitarist for all grrrrrl punk band, Red River Station.
Heavy beats and take no sh1t attitude. We must know your menstruation schedule, it would be preferred if it fit ours. The key component of our act is we play shows around "the time" and sling our flow into the crowd. Otherwise, you need to be able to hide a balloon filled with red paint on your person.
We have tentatively booked a show at the Mpls. Rib Fest, so you need to be able to learn a 10 song set in a short PERIOD of time.
No freaks.
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