Bassist Beware!

This is a response from a potential bassist. If I were you, I would lock up my bass and rig.....i think he's hired!!!!!



Joel:

i don't play the bass. i also don't own a bass.

but i'm willing to steal one.

i can figure it out well enough. and better yet. i've got more soul than south korea.

i heard your band at know name records. you're right. it certainly is kick A$$

anyways. i dropped out of school, have nothing really to live for, and would really like playing in your group. finding a bass is no problem. i play guitar, so i can play bass. and i listen to a lot of music and like music a lot.

and ah, i just want to play stuff that i had nothing to do with. except with bass lines.

i enjoy most music that doesn't tickle my uvula.

fred hanson, local

A message to you Rudies. April 15th Rudies Coffeehouse

April 15th. Taxing punk by Calusa and The Cretins. Will Tolle begins at 6:00PM
ALL AGES. Support the west side!
April, 15 2006 at Rudies Coffee house

W. 7th st.
St. Paul, MN

out

Casualties.

Stella Artois

...next?????

THE balance

Our bodyguard will kill you!

KILL BILL: VOLUME 3

BREAKING NEWS:Calusa has had enough shit from it's shitLORD and have retreated underground to the cozy hills of West Afgahistan to fine tune it's Punk Gihad. Disgraced by numerous attempts to extort money from us as well as other musicians in his 3 fortresses of slumlordedness,you will not recieve another dime from us.

We would like to say bon soir to our drunken brothers the jacobins( the learjet is gassed in your parking lot ready to take you to our new location!) Cookie and Metal phile("the boys are back, the boys are back"..)Tall Pete,Funky Fresh Bass Playin Golf Guy and his D.J. and Anji( Please leave that fucking country band and sing for a band who deserves YOU! They can't even take a firecracker joke!) Blake, Dez, Dead Mike and Orange Amps.

Photos to come of the liberation to freedom otherwise known as the " midnight move"